I want to learn how to be a stunt man
I don't want to be in the movies or on TV
I just want to learn how to be a stunt man
So's I can fall down the stairs all the time
Everywhere's I go down the stairs I go
I'm gonna get in a fist fight tonight
And I ain't gonna take no guff from you
I'm gonna beat you black and blue
What you lookin' at, son?
Let's fight 'cause it's fun